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Bass Pro Shops MBNA 500

 

Gordon wins back-to-back for 18th time in career

Bass Pro Shops MBNA 500 Results

Hello Angels, Bosley, Mr. X and the Unamed One, 

Well, it took more than 24-hours to complete, but I think waiting for the Bass Pro Shops MBNA 500 was well worth the wait.  For those of you who weren’t able to see it live (me included) the VCR definitely came in handy. 

I think there was a little bit of everything for everyone.  Crashes, pit-road strategy, and definitely some great racing.  There was even drama all the way up to 10-laps to go.  I think the most significant thing to happen today was two-fold.  One, Kevin Harvick losing second place in the points because of a tangle with Dave Blaney.  Harvick finished 21st.  The other significant is Ryan Newman’s crash with 10-laps to go.  Newman can thank Dale Earnhardt Jr. for that while the duo was racing for sixth place.  Earnhardt got into the back of Newman just enough to send the #12 Ford hard into the wall, and out of the race.  Newman finished 29th, while Earnhardt went on to finish in that sixth spot.  The most significant thing is Newman dropped two positions in the Winston Cup Series point’s race.  Earnhardt jumped from third to second, while Harvick dropped from second to third.  In fact, only 38 points separate Jeff Gordon, who is fifth in points and Earnhardt.

Speaking of Gordon, congratulations to him on his 18th back-to-back wins in his Winston Cup career.  Gordon has been putting up some serious numbers as of late and has finished no further back than fifth in the last six races.

Ok, so where does that leave us in the mix…well, one more point of business first.

I have to award the Charlie’s Angels’ BONEHEAD Award again…and yes, it’s to myself again.  In fact, I think I’m the only one who is going to get this stinking award this year…can someone else do something bone-headed to take the pressure off of me….  J

I guess I should tell you what I did to earn it this week.  Well, Charlie (that’s me) decided to give Kris some advice on her drivers.  Unfortunately I told her to keep a driver and yes, like the last time I earned the BONEHEAD award, that driver wasn’t entered into the race.  This time it seriously affected Kris’ outcome instead of my own.  So, for this, I bestow the CHARLIE’S ANGELS BONEHEAD AWARD to myself…hopefully for the last time this year.

Kris, unfortunately for you, having one driver short in the field will always award you the much-hated GOLDEN CABOOSE AWARD.  I obviously wasn’t paying too much attention to Mike Skinner and the Army’s #01 Pontiac Grand Prix.  I read that Joe Nemachek was transferring to the car, but didn’t’ realize that it was so soon.  Skinner is transferring to the NASCAR Craftsman Truck series and will not race the rest of the season.  This is really unfortunate for you considering the rest of your drivers didn’t do too badly…save Terry Labonte.  This was the other driver who you traded for on my advice.  He was doing well until the three-quarter mark of the race when he had a radiator go bad and went seven-laps down, finishing the race in 33rd.  Other than that, your remaining three drivers, Earnhardt, Bill Elliott and Gordon, finished sixth, fifth and first.  If you choose to accept my advice in the future, I promise to not lead you astray.  Better luck next week.

Mr. X, again you were saved by someone else’s misfortune on the track.  Unlike this week though, you deserve the Golden Caboose Award…but didn’t earn it.  I’ll start with your best driver…Jeremy Mayfield who overcame being a lap-down and finished comfortably in seventh place.  He was the only one who was comfortable after today’s finish because your remaining drivers didn’t top the 29th finishing position.  In that position is Newman and his crash, followed not so closely by Ricky Rudd who crashed and got stuck in the rain soaked grass.  He finished 31st.  Greg Biffle had some problems after he struck the wall and finished 34th, while Mark Martin blew an engine early in the race and finished 39th.  Your average finish is a horrible 28 even.  Much better luck next week.

Unamed One, if it wasn’t for Matt Kenseth and Dale Jarrett finishing 11th and 12th, you would’ve been in the same boat as Mr. X.  This is because you share your last three drivers with Mr. X.  Newman didn’t deserve to finish 29th, but that is exactly where he ended up.  Rudd and Biffle definitely didn’t help you either with their 31st and 34th place finishes either.  Your average finish today is a not-so-good 23.4.  Much better luck next week also.

Bosley, you shouldn’t be too happy right now either.   Your drivers were also pitiful, save Kurt Busch, who overcame a speeding-during-yellow-flag penalty and some damage from contact on the racetrack to finish eighth.  Rusty Wallace finished a lap down in 19th, while Robby Gordon finished 21st.  I’ve already mention Newman and how he ended up 29th, while Michael Waltrip blew up shortly after Martin did and finished 38th.  Your average finish is also a not-so-good 23 even.  Much better luck next week.

Tiffany, Martin definitely hurt you this week with his engine failure and 39th place finish.  John Andretti didn’t hurt you too badly though with his 22nd place finish.  Harvick was a little upset to say the least with his 20th place finish, while Earnhardt and Johnson were happy with their sixth and third place finishes respectively.  Your average finish is a not so bad, 18 even.  Better luck next week.

Kelly, you had two drivers finish in the 30s today.  In the 33rd place is Labonte and his 33rd place finish, while in 31st is Rudd and his Air Force car.  Nemachek didn’t have a bad debut in the Army car with his 10th place finish, while Bobby Labonte had an outstanding day finishing fifth.  One of the great battles of the race came when Bobby Labonte and race winner Jeff Gordon battled for the lead position.  Gordon won that race and the overall race too.  Your average finish is a not so bad 16 even.

Jill, while your string of outstanding finishes comes to an end, you’re drivers still didn’t do too badly today.  Well, I did say today…This is because Brian Vickers in his first Winston Cup start for the #25 Delphi Chevrolet (Vickers took Nemachek’s spot for Hendrick Motor Sports) finished the day yesterday very early, blowing the motor up in less than 33 laps…just before the big rain came down to delay the race to today.  He finished 43rd.  As for today’s drivers, your worst driver is Newman and his 29th.  Other than that, you’re remaining drivers (Jeff Gordon, Stewart and Johnson) finished first, second and third.  You’re average finish this week is still a good 15.6.  nice job.

Regardless of my bad advice to Kris, I also picked Terry Labonte to be on my team this week.  This didn’t exactly backfire for me, but didn’t exactly work in my favor either.  He finished 33rd, nine laps down.  Andretti was adequate again, finishing 21st, while Matt Kenseth dodged a bullet with is involvement in an early crash, finishing 11th.  Jeff Gordon and Johnson almost finished first and second, but rather finished first and third today.  My average BONEHEAD winning finish is an even 14. 

Sabrina, that leaves you to be our CHARLIE’S ANGELS’ FANTASY LEAVE TOP-ANGEL AWARD WINNER because all of your drivers finished 26th or better. In that 26th spot is Ken Schrader with Robby Gordon finishing in front of him in the 21th spot.  Your remaining three drivers, Earnhardt, Johnson and Stewart, finished sixth, third and second respectively.  Congratulations on your TAA winning average finish of 11.6

Our teams combined average finish this week is 15.84.

Here’s how we line up after last week’s Subway 500 at Martinsville Motor Speedway. 

1

Jill's Jockeys, J. Lindsey

493

570

587

614

727

610

785

738

0

0

0

0

5124

93

2

Tiff's Young Guns, J. Young

618

594

680

564

690

567

586

677

0

0

0

0

4976

85

3

Charlie's Boyz, E. G.

539

528

603

652

509

594

652

655

0

0

0

0

4732

65

4

Kelly's Knights, S. Riddle

659

595

481

520

563

591

642

606

0

0

0

0

4657

59

5

Mr X, D. Nunes

671

607

468

651

488

548

638

564

0

0

0

0

4635

57

6

Unamed Ones Fords, R. Young

570

610

518

577

476

565

620

633

0

0

0

0

4569

52

7

Kris' Boy Toyz, P. Grill

419

528

600

409

679

513

585

669

0

0

0

0

4402

39

8

Bosley Bombers, J. Kratzer

384

581

518

400

764

517

494

427

0

0

0

0

4085

22

9

Sabrina's Stallions, S. Jackson

0

0

0

0

638

592

547

657

0

0

0

0

2434

3

Next week’s race is the Checker Auto Parts 500 at Phoenix International Raceway. It’s a 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time start because of the West Coast location.  The race locks on Thursday at 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time.  Don’t forget to update your drivers.

Good luck next week Angels,

Charlie

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